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news Feb 13, 2008 - New Featured Tee news

A new Featured Tee Shirt is now available in the store! Get it while supplies last! (There can be only one Featured Tee at a time, so when this design is replaced with another it will be gone)

Jan 23, 2005 - EatBabies.com Store OPEN

Finally, after such a long .. long time .. the Store is now OPEN!

Our featured item in the store is the Eatbabies.com BBQ Apron

New Recipes:

Low carb baby protein shake by Manga Bambino
Crazy baby fajitas by Scot Ervin
Baby Parmesan by Mama Roz
Baby Kabobs by Pandora
Neapolitan Thrice Stuffed Baby by Jennifer Diamico
Fresh Baby Sphincters with Scallops by Jennifer Diamico
Baby Tiramisu by The Chef
Frosted-Baby-O's by Matt Cook
Baby Pixie Sticks by Tori Tafel
Stuffed Baby by Shilo
No Peeking Baby by Jerry
Babies a la Flambe by Kim Sharp

October 13, 2004 - " ! "

We of the Eatbabies.com team are truly speechless. We were recently submitted a song in honor of Eatbabies.com titled "Eat The Baby" by The Necromantics. This delightful piece of Acoustic / Folk Rock / Christian music is pure gold in our books.

We give it Five Stars



On behalf of the entire Eatbabies.com team: The Necromantics, you are so awesome. We salute you.


The song "Eat The Baby" by The Necromantics can be found here:
http://www.purevolume.com/thenecromantics

This song gets the ultimate chicken's seal of approval. And a front page link.

Let me join the band. I'll get you mad chicks.

September 19, 2004 - Updates!

The FAQ has been updated, and a new poll added to the Polls section.

September 8, 2004 - News!

A new wonderful recipe by Scott Mayer:
Creamed Baby

We have nearly finalized our designs for the T-Shirt!!!

Stay tuned for the official Eatbabies.com T-Shirt!!!!!!!! (Accept no substitutes)

August 30, 2004 - New Recipes!

Some delicious recipes for all to enjoy!

Baby Chocolate Chip Weed-Cookies by Mitch Rez Tooth Steeneeninger
Frozen Baby Strawberry Daiquiri by Kyle Mattox
Carrot Top Baby Burgers by Andrew

New Fan Art!
T-Shirt submission by Rachel Southworth
Kizzy submission byKaty T.

It's been a while since we've done much on EatBabies.com but as always - You keep submitting, we keep posting!

We take submissions of just about anything -- Some ideas:
Baby Jokes
Artwork
Links to funny places or links to artwork
Buddy Icons
Wise Man Sayings
Etc.

So Submit more stuff!

May 31, 2004 - New Stuff!

**** Herbie the Robot -- Please contact us and send us any more image files you have for your T-Shirt design.

2 New Recipes!!

Delicious Spicy Baby Tortillas by Jolie the Dominatrix
And the ever so simple Baby On Rye by Scott Huffaker


New Fan Art!!!

April 18, 2004 - New Recipes!


**** Herbie the Robot -- Please contact us and send us any more image files you have for your T-Shirt design.

New Recipes!!!
Goo Goo Gai Pan by Ivy M.

Phalange On A Stick from the kitchens of Tricia & Charlie


Stay tuned for a new baby eating jokes section!

April 8, 2004 - New Stuff!

**** Herbie the Robot -- Please contact us and send us any more image files you have for your T-Shirt design.

Recipes:
Pan-Roasted Baby Breast with Morel, Potato, and Baby Appendage Crepes by Meaty Popsicles
Baby Pizza by Gyle Kleason
Baby Pizza 2 by JC Adams
mmmm baby by Mike Givemeadollar
Baby Weenies by Kate Juno
The Sportsman's Baby Whine by Marquise Renee Pelagie de Sade
Baby Float by Roc Reeder
Dead Baby Float by Marc Hirschel

A new Wise Man Once Said by JC Adams:
A Wise Man Once Said..."If God didn't intend for us to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them so delicious."

Feb 12, 2004 - New Stuff!

2 New Recipes:

Mongolian Baby by Jadite
Steamed Babies by Anonymous

Some new Fan Art!

And a new Flash Movie!! by Robb: Baby Oil -- Nice submission Robb!!


Great stuff guys .. We are nothing without our loyal fans.

Feb 9, 2004 - New Stuff!

First off we have 2 new recipes!

First from one of our loyal fans Morticia: Gerbil Stuffed Baby
A delicious second addition!

Secondly we have a recipe from Anonymous: Moo Shu Baby

We also have a new T-Shirt submission from Herbie the Robot that will be displayed in the Fan Art section:



Great submission Herbie!!

This T-Shirt Submission gets the chicken's seal of approval.

Feb 8, 2004 - New Recipe (Joke)

Thanks to Ellen for submitting our newest recipe. While more of a joke, it can easily be a delicious recipe for parties!

Baby Tortilla Dip:

-How do you fit 50 dead babies in a bath tub?

-Blender

-How do you get em out?

-Tortilla chips!

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

Feb 7, 2004 - New Recipes!

2 New Recipes:

Baby Croutons by Alex Taylor
and
Baby Baby Back Ribs by Aunty Christ



Nothin' says lovin' like baby in the oven!



Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

Feb 5 , 2004 - E-Mail Woes

There has been a problem with our e-mail recently.
If you have submitted something within the last week or 2 and it has not been added to EatBabies.com please submit it again.

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

Feb 5 , 2004 - New Recipe

New Recipe - Blackened Baby Strips by JESUS

Delicious!

It is best served with a wild rice or sliced on a salad instead of chicken!

This has been a friendly reminder .. don't eat chicken, it's just wrong. - The Chicken

January 30 , 2004 - New Recipe

Ah, truly a recipe from one of our loyal fans, Scallop and Babyhand Shish kabob.

Thanks to Morticia for submitting this recipe.
We happily display a link to her website.

(which by the way gets the chicken's seal of approval)

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

January 28 , 2004 - Buddy Icon?

One of our loyal fans has brought to our attention that there is a Badass Buddy Icon for eating babies.

Go ahead and download it!

Stay tuned for official EatBabies.com Buddy Icons.

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

January 18 , 2004 - New Fan Art

A bunch of new submissions for our loyal fans Check out the Fan Art section to see them all.

Good stuff guys! Keep at it!

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

December 29 , 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe, Baby Soup by Jake Cook.
This is a reminder, don't use chicken broth for soup, use baby broth. It is much healthier. Probably.

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

December 22 , 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe, Baby-weed Pie by Word369.
Gives everyone the munchies ... ... for more baby!

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

December 12, 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe, Baby Borscht & appetizers by Warped Flash.
Delicious!


Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

December 3 , 2003 - T-Shirt Design

New T-Shirt design submission by Lynn Dimick in the Fan Art Section!

Great idea for a T-Shirt ! ! !

This submission gets the chicken's seal of approval.

 

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

November 18, 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe Babyberry Pie by Shelt dog.
Delicious!

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

October 11, 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe Choco-Baby Cookie Pie by Matt Maiorano.
Delicious!

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

October 9 , 2003 - New Recipe

New Recipe Baby Smoothies by two appreciative fans.
Delicious!

 

Submit more stuff! (Fan Art, Recipes, Anything)

September 10, 2003

The team added a new scene to the title bar. We call it Firecracker.

The current scene index for the title bar is:
1) B Pac-man
2) The Chicken's Charge
3) Firecracker

We hope you enjoy! (It actually takes us quite some time to put these together)


Submit more stuff! The chicken enjoys getting content from our loyal fans.

September 9, 2003

You may have noticed the new main page intro. If you have, good for you.
It was designed by the EatBabies.com team, with a bit of input from the chicken.
. . . . . YUM.

September 8, 2003

The site is being totally redesigned! (cool?)

Before September 8, 2003

Dont worry about that. . .

EatBabies.com does not endorse the act of eating babies. Read the disclaimer for full information.
This site is merely a joke website. Do not take it too seriously. If you do not like our humor you don't have to type eatbabies.com in your browser, you sick, sick individual.