Bab-B-Q Torso:

Ingredients:
1 Fresh Baby
1 Onion
Bar-B-Q Rub
Delicious Bar-B-Q Sauce
Jack Daniels

Prepare baby by cutting up middle of torso with kitchen shears. Save the fat head for gravy. Rub Baby torso down with delicious Rub Cook over Grill until no longer pink while basting with delicious sauce. I recommend Stubs (Lady and Gentlemen, I am a cook") and Jack Daniels When No longer pink, put Torso in steel pan, cover with aluminum foil and cool at 250 degrees for 1 hour.

Serve piping hot with whiskey.

- Recipe submitted by Fatty Mcbutterpants