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Baby Alfredo: Select 2-3 infants from the maternity ward, preferably chubby with plenty of skin to spare, and replace them with Cabbage Patch Kids. It's impossible to tell the difference. Once back in your torture chamber - I mean kitchen, duct tape baby's mouth shut so that the screaming will not effect your cooking and preparation. With cheese grater, make 8-10 inch flesh strands by running it over the back, stomach, arms, and legs of baby. Then place skin in a large pot with 6-8 cups of water. Bring to a boil. Gently taking the infant, or what's left, carefully make an incision in the cranium. This process should be easy because of the baby's soft bones. Once incision is made, remove the brain, and then place it in a plastic bag. Then with a sledge hammer, carefully pound the shit out of brain until it is a mushy substance. Place in small pot with 1/2 cup heavy cream. Bring to a low simmer, stirring occasionally. Then strain your flesh strands and pour the brain Alfredo sauce over the skin. To add a touch of class,
feel free to add eye balls or vital organs to your - Recipe
submitted by PEAS of BOMBSHELL
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