Babyberry
Pie:
Ingredients:
At least 8 plump, naked babies from an unsuspecting mother of
octuplets
2 pounds of cookie dough
a pie( any flavor)
a ballbat
A fter thieving the babies away, throw them all into a dog kennel
and feed them bacardi and ho ho's for at least 3 days. after they
have become intoxicated and fattened to teh max, bring them in
for the cookin'. take two of the babies and shut their head in
teh oven so that their arms and legs are flailing about. turn
the oven up to 450 or so. taunt the other 6 babies with the cookie
dough by placing it in front of them, then proceeding to hit their
hands with the ballbat when they grab for the cookie dough. after
the first two babies heads burn up and they fall to the floor,
feed that to the other babies, then use mustard gas or a play
a chingy cd to kill the remaining 6. then eat the pie.
- Recipe submitted by Shelt dog
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