Baby Flambé:

Ingredients:

one baby fresh from C-section (with placenta)

2 1/2 cups sugar

2 pinches of nutmeg

3 oz unsweetened chocolate

1 cup mint sauce

1 1/2 cups high proof cooking rum (at least 120 proof)

30 mg pure methamphetamine per pound of baby

65 mg fear adrenaline per pound of baby

Instructions:

Separate baby from placenta, make sure the baby is breathing if not replace it. Gentle feed baby the cooking rum, wait for it to pass out from alcohol poisoning. While you're waiting for that to happen mix the placenta, mint sauce, chocolate, adrenaline, crystal meth, and 1 1/2 cups of the sugar. Blend on highest setting for 10 min. Once the baby is passed out crack open it's rib cage, sever it's aorta, and drain it's blood into a mixing bowl. Using a icing bag pump the placenta sauce into the aorta, attach the aorta back to it's heart and close the chest. Place baby in a warm water bath of about 180 °F (85 °C) until it waked from the drugs. Mix the drained blood (now rich in alcohol) with the remaining sugar and the nutmeg. Pour the blood sauce evenly over baby. Set the baby on fire and serve.

Bon Appetité!

-Submitted by M.A.S.M.