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Baby Fried Breakfast:

Ingredients:
-Two plump male babies
-Bacon (preferably already cooked)

Take two plump male babies, cut off their arms, legs and gentiles. Throw the Gentiles and Arms out. Take a Cheese grater and sand move the baby legs up and down so that baby leg skin is nice and thin (and digestible.)

Scramble eggs and sprinkle on baby skin during the scrambling so that the skin is neatly patted in the eggs. Take the baby brain and cut into thin, long strips about 6 inches long and fry in pan. Sprinkle any special spices you may like on it. Eat and enjoy.

Babies blood also good on eggs.

- Recipe submitted by Anonymous





 









 

 

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