Baby
Fried Breakfast:
Ingredients:
-Two plump male babies
-Bacon (preferably already cooked)
Take two plump male
babies, cut off their arms, legs and gentiles. Throw the Gentiles
and Arms out. Take a Cheese grater and sand move the baby legs
up and down so that baby leg skin is nice and thin (and digestible.)
Scramble eggs and sprinkle
on baby skin during the scrambling so that the skin is neatly
patted in the eggs. Take the baby brain and cut into thin, long
strips about 6 inches long and fry in pan. Sprinkle any special
spices you may like on it. Eat and enjoy.
Babies blood also good
on eggs.
- Recipe
submitted by Anonymous
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