Baby Pie:

Ingredients:

1 comedian by the name of Gallagher

2 plump live babies (regular or stuffed with any preferred filling such as oranges, meat, pickled lamb tongues, etc.)

1 can whipped cream or other preferred topping

1 pint Ben and Jerry’s “Cherry Garcia”

1 lb. dough

1 pie pan

Place one plump baby on metal table. Have comedian by name of Gallagher use huge mallet to smash baby guts all over cheering audience with plastic sheet over them. Repeat for second baby. Collect guts and place in Tupperware container for later use. Flatten dough by rolling (or have Gallagher smash this with mallet) and line pie pan with dough. Spread smashed baby guts evenly within pan. Place another layer of dough over baby parts. Cut about four small lines in dough to allow cooling as well as smell of cooking baby parts to waft through house. Bake in oven until lightly browned. Place on windowsill or in refrigerator to allow cooling.

Cut a slice and top with whipped cream or “Cherry Garcia” (optional).

-Recipe Submitted by Tyler Hines