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Baby Pizza: Ingredients.... 1 freshly killed baby,
preferably Italian Preheat oven to 400. Take the baby and cut it's limbs off, then let the blood drain into a bowl. While draining the blood spread the dough into the pizza pan so you can put on the soon tasty works of baby onto it. Take the blood and spread it onto the dough for a nice coat of sauce, if you like extra blood, like I do, put as much as you want. Put any extra blood into a wine glass for a good beverage will you dine. Now take the limbs and cheese grater and grate the skin onto the sauce. Try to cover the whole pan with it. An uneven mix of flesh, blood, and dough won't be good. Depending on any other topics you like I enjoy to cut up the intestines in thin layers to make baby pepperoni. Now for the final touch, squeeze all the eye juice you can out of them on top of the pizza. Put in oven for 10-15 minutes. Enjoy
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