Baby Pizza:

Ingredients:
1 Plump baby (preferably fresh from the womb)
Pizza Crust


First steal a nice plump baby (or use one of own relation). Next keep baby in hole for 3 months sendin down lotion on occasion (it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) and feeding it plenty of meat and veggies. Then you take a pizza pan and spread it over pan as desired. You then drag screaming baby out of the hole and bone and skin it. Put the skin in a boiling pot and feed bones to neighbors dog. Then cut the baby into small circular shapes making sure you keep the blood and put blood into seperate pot from melting skin (seasoning as desired). When the blood is nice and thin dump over crust to create a delicious "sauce". Next when the skin is completely melted and put over blood to make your "cheese". You then put the nice circular "pepperonis" on top of "cheese". Afterwards take eye balls or any other remains if you like "olives" "mushrooms" or "peppers" on your pizza. Finally put into oven on about 450 degrees F until crust is nice and crispy. When done take out and slice into 8 seperate slices and serve. Enjoy!

- Recipe submitted by JC Adams