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Baby Ring Pop:

Ingredients:

1 fresh, juicy, tender baby
1 plastic or metal ring
1 kabob skewer

First, duct tape the kabob skewer to the plastic ring, or sodder it to the metal ring if you were able to get one. Next, work the ring through the top of the baby's skull so that it stays firmly on the skewer. When complete, lick the baby's flesh down to the bones and enjoy!


- Recipe submitted by Tyler Hines


 

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