1: Preheat oven to 375
2: Go to the hospital and acquire one plump baby
3: Lightly glaze baby with bacon grease
4: Force baby to drink 2 gallons of steak sauce
5: place baby in a large pan with 2 bars of butter and 3 teriyaki fried fetuses
6: Bake at 3000 degrees Celsius for three days
7: Put out the fire that is burning down everything within 3 miles of the oven
8: take what's left and cool in the fridge for 35 minutes
9: Liquefy baby remains
10: pour liquefied baby remains into an ice tray with a plastic knife in each cube
11: Voila! you have baby Popsicle's

- Recipe submitted by Joe Gibbs