Baby Smoothies:

Ingredients
7 unsuspecting babies
1 blender
2 lbs ice
1 fifth of absolute vodka
1 rather dull knife (just for fun)
2 Bananas and or 1 lb of strawberries
several toothpicks

Using one rather unsuspecting baby take dull knife and with great force (enjoying every moment) pluck his or her eyes out while baby screams, save for garnish. Continue dull knife use and scrap the succulent flesh from the bones, save bones to make lovely jewelry for wife or significant other. Place baby meat into blender. Now for our favorite part add bananas and or strawberries, fresh baby meat, ice and vodka all into blender. Puree baby and other contents until desired texture is achieved (some like it chunky... yum). Pour smoothie into martini glass and serve with toothpick stabbed eyeball garnish. After consuming and becoming quite intoxicated use remaining six babies for target practice. Have fun, and drink responsibly.

- Recipe submitted by two appreciative fans