30 tiny undeveloped fetuses

1/2 lb. of those little corn things from Chinese food

1/2 lb. string beans

1 bottle teriyaki sauce

1/2 lb. broccoli

Anything else you would like to mix in

Put soy sauce into large pot. Heat teriyaki sauce to simmer and then add fetuses, corn things, string beans, and broccoli. Stir slowly for 30 minutes, or until hot.

Serve over white rice.