Carrot Top Baby Burgers:

1 tub of dog shit
3 semi-retarded, plump babies
1 Meat grinder picture of hitler
1 14-gauge shot gun
6 pounds of pure columbian weed carrot top

Kidnap three semi retarded babies at a Disney store near you. Drown them in your patented tub of dog shit whilst carrot top fucks you in the ass with a 14-gauge shot gun. Take carrot top, drown him with the babies and proceed to take a piss-shit. Take tub and pour it in your meat grinder and grind, add coulumbian weed for some zest. Shape baby meat into plump burgers and cook on a grill. Make sure to enjoy, I know I did.

- Recipe submitted by Andrew