Frozen Baby Strawberry Daiquiri:

5 baby fingers
1 baby heart (umm they are tasty)
and strawberry daiquiri mix as needed
shit loads of rum
ice to fit your need

Remember to drink some of the rum while you are killing the baby. This will take some of the pain out of it for you. No need to feel pain when you are killing a baby, right? Also make sure you mix it for a while, and don't forget to scrape the meat off the finger. You can also make this on the rocks but remember to blend your baby.

- Recipe submitted by Kyle Mattox