Low carb baby protein shake:

I use this recipe to bulkup during weight training.
Buy a baby from the market (your local daycare usually has good prices and a fine selection).

If you feel like catching your own, try
trailer homes. They are easy to break into and encounters with hysterical trailer park mamas are always exciting, and a great appetite builder.

Ingredients:
12oz portion of raw baby
1 or 2 eggs for texture
56 grams of a protein supplement consisting of milk (casein), whey and amino acids

Preparation:
place all ingredients in blender.
blend till drinkable liquid.

Consumption:
Drink raw - Rocky style.
Best done first thing in the morning. Play 80's style heavy metal music to get pumped up while doing it!

- Recipe submitted by Manga Bambino